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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Co-worker and couple”

I had a business trip/conference with some co-workers in Las Vegas at the end of the summer. Never being in Las Vegas before, I took my wife with me, she wouldn’t let me go alone. A few of the guys I went with went solo which was no big deal. It was fun going out with them watching them try and hook up, some successful and some not so much. One guy, I will call him Lucky, was doing alright. He was dancing with the girls having some fun, brought one back to the table for a drink. The wife and I said wow, that was easy for him. So as the night went on my wife and I said our good nights and left. The next morning we got up for breakfast and as we were leaving our hotel room Mr. Lucky was leaving his – with a woman and a man!!! He looked at me and told me he would tell me later. So that night at our business dinner Mr. Lucky said the girl he was talking to left him to be with her friends and so he left and was getting ready to head up to his room. That was when this couple approached him and asked him if he wanted to fulfill a fantasy of theirs and he said why not. He took them to his room, and you can imagine the rest. He said the other guy just sat in chair and watched, jerked off and that she was totally putting on a show. He also said it wasn’t really awkward until the morning. He thought they would leave but they spent the night! Thanking him. He said it was one of the most embarrassing moments of his life seeing my wife and I walk out the same time he did with them to go to breakfast. They were an older, average looking couple. She was attractive enough that night for him though. I told him that crap probably only happens in Vegas and to enjoy it.  Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Butter finger”

I once finger blasted a girl while getting jerked off in an elevator in a parking garage. We went through every floor until we decided to get off (literally) so that I could continue to finger blast her against the soda machine. Two minutes later a group of my friends walked out on the same floor, and yes I let them smell it – Butterscotch! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Stripper in hotel”

So I landed in Vegas for work and immediately hit the half priced martini’s at the hotel bar. By the time my boss arrived I was pretty wasted. I tried to play it cool until dinner, but unfortunately the booze got the best of me and I ended up passing out right at the dinner table. When I woke up from my power nap everyone left me there like a jackass! I ended up meeting up with my friend and we decided to hit Bada Bing and that’s where things got interesting. I met a stripper who came back to my hotel room and we had sex until I had to go to my conference for work in the morning. Needless to say she left and came back two days later for more. I got so banged up the last night that we went to get married at the Little Wedding Chapel – it was closed – THANK GOD! The stripper ended up coming back to my home town twice after the trip but she turned out to be completely nuts and I had to change my number and block all contact with her. What a trip! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Take me to the river”

So it was my buddy’s first time to Rehab and we were scanning the river for some chicks. We ended up hooking up with these two girls from New York. Next thing you know, after a couple rounds of Rockstar lemonades, they ask us if we wanna do some bumps under the bridge, which led to me banging out the one chick under the bridge while her friend was jerking off my buddy. All this took place while we were still in the river -Dirty Jersey style! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Stripper abuse”

Me and the guys went to Vegas for our friend’s bachelor party. There were fourteen of us staying in a huge suite at New York New York. Upon checking in that Friday morning, we decided to get strippers for the night and have a party in the room. We stocked the room with food and plenty of liquor and got two strippers to come at night. They were late getting there so we were all wasted by the time they arrived. They were pretty lame and refused to strip out of there bras and panties unless we gave them more money. That was  a bunch of bullshit we already paid them a ton of money. My buddies were even more hammered now and began to curse and throw food at them. I even flung a few slices of salami at them and it stuck to their asses. They started yelling and cursing back at us that they were gonna leave. I grabbed a bottle of champagne and started shaking it up, some of my buddies grabbed the other bottles and began shaking them also. Mine was still corked so I fired the cork and it hit one of the strippers right in one of her giant fake boobs while champagne was spraying all over them. They were yelling at the top of their lungs and started punching me. My buddies came to my rescue by spraying the crap out of them with about seven more bottles of champagne and soda while the rest of us hurled pizza, chips, and dips at them. They ran for the door terrified screaming and yelling as I shouted at them “You wanna leave then get the fuck out here skanks!!!” We were all cheering and laughing as they ran down the hall screaming, completely drenched and covered with food. One of the girls still had a piece of salami hanging off her ass! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“Sloppy seconds”

Me and the boys went to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend and we were staying at the Palms. We went to their pool party on Friday called “Ditch Fridays”. After a few drinks we were ready to to try and pick up some girls. The girls we picked up weren’t the hottest but  we didn’t care. What would the chances be that we would ever see them again?  I was making out with one of the girls in the pool and after awhile she was grabbing my dick under the water – that’s when I knew she was ready to go. We went back to my room and almost immediately started fucking. After awhile I couldn’t  even finish because I was so drunk and I slowly started to lose interest. I took a break and went into the bathroom to take a dump. As I was sitting on the throne I heard someone come into the room, a bit of chit chat followed by silence and then some moaning. When I came out of the bathroom and went to see what was going on, I found my buddy  fucking my girl on the bed. All I said was “what a fucking slut!” and walked out of the room. I was glad that my buddy had a chance to have my sloppy seconds. I went back to the pool to find another chick and I did – but that’s another story! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“To flush or not to flush - that is the question”

On one of my trips to Vegas I was sharing a hotel room with three of my guy friends. It was quick to figure out that it would take me the longest to get ready since I had to blow-dry my hair, do my makeup and change at least 5 times – so out of the four of us I showered first. On the second night of our trip I went into the bathroom to shower, but prior to jumping in I took a poop. What I usually do at home is I go to the bathroom, I hop in the shower, and after I get out of the shower is when I actually flush the toilet. Do not ask why I do this – it’s a strange habit of mine. Except this time when I got out of the shower I completely forgot to flush since the toilet seat was down and all my clothes were on top. Plus the guys were rushing me banging on the door. I grabbed all my stuff and left the bathroom as one of my friends walked in right after so that he can shower. A few minutes later he comes out of the bathroom, looks at me with this serious face and says “Honey, you gotta flush”. I was so fucking mortified that I was speechless. At that moment getting myself all done up for the night was pretty pointless. My sex appeal went down the toilet the instant my friend had to flush for me! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas”…well, NOT ANYMORE!

“Check-in Hooker”

A group of my friends and I arrived at the MGM hotel and after check-in as we were about to make our way up to the room with our bags we noticed that we already lost one of our buddies. A few minutes later we saw him with the biggest grin on his face walking toward the elevators with a bunch of hundred dollar bills in one hand and holding a hooker’s hand with the other chanting “I hit the slot machine!” While he was in the room getting his money’s worth, the rest of us ended up having to sit outside the room like a bunch of assholes. Half an hour later she stepped out of the room and seeing the three of us sitting on the floor she asked “Who is next?” Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“Are you out there snowboarder?”

You would think nothing gets better than a work trip to Vegas for a hair show with thousands of these crazy animals, but it does. Not only did this trip land on my birthday, but there was a snowboarding convention going on as well! Beautiful woman and dirty sexy men is always a recipe for a great time. After celebrating my birthday where the key word of the night was “shots”, I was feeling quite nice stumbling to the elevators. Vegas gave me a birthday gift and with my luck a sexy snowboarder hopped in the elevator. No names or questions, just me telling him to give me a birthday gift and come to my room. Within 5 minutes clothes were off and this snowboarder tackled the slopes and to my pleasant surprise planted his face in my pussy. This boy, no man, had me wetter than the shots that went down my throat earlier that night. With the mother of all “O” faces he popped up and wished me a happy birthday. Sadly my roommate arrived before I could see what other presents he had to offer. If you ever read this sexy snowboarder – thank you! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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